[Saudades de Rock] King Of The Ladies

 

 

 

 

Let me introduce you to my time machine
see my supped up bird spread her golden wings
going back in black through my neighborhood
my main st middle class hollywood
jenny's all jet set, purple rain cassette
looking like she was queen of the 80's
and if I knew back then what I know right now yeah
you know I'd be the King of the Ladies
if I knew back then what I know right now
you know I'd be the king of the ladies
yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now
there'd be no ifs, ands, buts, and no maybes
just an average joe making minimum wage
burger flipping on the beach instead of hitting the waves
while the girls walk by with their coppertone tans
sucker punching the clock, stop working for the man
well there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
oh candy o would you save me?
if I knew back then what I know right now yeah
you know I'd be the king of the ladies
I walked up the dance in the high school gym
this girl with drop dead legs, I'm moving in
you know it must have been the dj spinning
billy jean I tapped nikki on the shoulder, told her dance with me
it's like that scene from grease, the way we'd bump to the beat
I had that girl give me the slip, she got away from me
cause if I knew back then what I know right now
you know I'd have the pick of the ladies